What is a Cat?

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What is a Cat?

 

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Cats do what they want.

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They rarely listen to you.

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They're totally unpredictable.

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They whine when they are not happy.

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When you want to play, they want to be alone.

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When you want to be alone, they want to play.

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They expect you to cater to their every whim.

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They're moody.

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They leave hair everywhere.

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They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They're tiny little women in fur coats.
 


What is a Dog?

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Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable
piece of furniture in the house.

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They can hear a package of food opening half a block
away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.

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They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.

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They growl when they are not happy.

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When you want to play, they want to play.

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When you want to be alone, they want to play.

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They are great at begging.

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They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.

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They leave their toys everywhere.

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They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give
you a kiss.

Conclusion: They're tiny little men in fur coats......

 


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